I wonder if admitting to being a Piggington poster would be enough of an excuse ;->

Sigh.

My husband has been regaling me stories of the unbridled stupidity that he sees every day down at the courthouse. It’s amazing. He cant discuss the case, of course, so he just tells me the peripheral stuff…like the people trying to chase a snake with a shovel yesterday in the parking lot and other bizarro stuff.

I’m a highly impatient person and have a hard time sitting still so I think jury duty would be absolute torture for me.