Past life injury? How do I fix that?

You have to stick a sword in the front side to balance it out. 😉

Usually in the kung-fu movies they put some kind of smelly, mud-like, pungent ointment on it. Have you tried that???

Check this out: dealing with past-life issues

If that doesn’t work give Latoya Jackson a call or perhaps the psychic magical spiritual network of leprechaun elves.