“When you stalk someone for a parking spot and they slowly unlock their door…

…get in…

and just sit there. Forever.”

That’s funny because one my pet peeves is people who circle parking lots looking for the closest spot they can find, ignoring spots farther away that may involve a 20 second longer walk to the store. So they spend several minutes (longer if they’re waiting for me to vacate a spot) to avoid the extra 20 second walk.