Actually, you SUV drivers have persuaded me. If I go down, I'm taking some people with me. Behold! My new ride:

 

At least you'll stop complaining about not being able to afford to buy a home. You could pitch a tent in that thing and have you, wife, and two kids sleep there.

Good for you. That's what I call ingenuity.

 

Me, I'll take the Dillon Aero SUV.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/16/do-not-mess-with-the-dillon-aero-suv/

Might come in handy in some parts of town.

(Just kidding folks.) Though, it would be disturbing if we starting seeing local PD's driving these things.

 

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—– Sour grapes for everyone!