This is 4 years old and I've posted it before but I find it hilarious.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About La Jolla Real Estate

http://www.brianstorms.com/archives/000371.html

Just a sample:

country living at its finest — no DSL, cable TV iffy

location, location, location! — lousy location

in the heart of the Village — alley stinks of trash; what was that noise?

ideal for horses — not humans