marion: So to recap: You are a part-time dominatrix, looking for a rocket scientist Catholic boy who enjoys verbal abuse and would know his place within your world?

You know, for the life of me, I don’t understand why you get the grief you do on this blog. Utterly mystifying.

If you’re into the whole Catholic thing, shouldn’t those boots be replaced with white knee socks?

And, yes, scary and crazy are fun, but I got all that s**t out of my system back when I was in the Army.