We know so much other personal stuff about them. And really, what’s important is deciding which candidate is “just like me.”

So…since oral sex from chubby interns is deplorable…..

But… all-night visits from bald gay bulls is not an issue (even to the social conservatives)…

Shouldn’t we know how the new POTUS will get his rocks off?

Democrats seem to favor getting some va-jay-jay on the side (See JFK and Clinton)

Republicans seem to prefer man and boy ass in the dark… (see…well, its a long list)

Will Obama have white hoes?
Will McCain be a top or bottom?

This is what matters in America.