I’m probably a 1 or 2 on the bitter renter scale.

I’m definitely a 10 on the “reminding everyone that this is what I told them would happen” scale.

The looks on people’s faces are priceless when I tell them we haven’t even gotten started on the downside, either:

Picture the mixed expressions of anguish (as in- your dog just got run over) and pain (onset of explosive diarrhea).

Who’s bitter now, eh?! It’s the Jealous Bankrupt Retarded (JBRs, remember? Indeed!!) buyers of the last four years, that’s who!!!