when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?
it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!
btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.
