“to the friends and family I have who will not eat turkey on Thanksgiving.”
I have seen and heard the turkeys are kinda skinny this year anyway.
I am greatful for the regular stuff that I am greatful for everyday. I am greatful that Stuart Smalley showed me the way when I was just a young Rustico.
I am greatful no one in my family, including yours truly, knows where Best Buy is…or cares.