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Very interesting — what’s freaking me out is that I heard that oil prices were headed for an imminent crash on my favorite wacko conspiracy theory radio program a couple of weeks back. Some random caller said that a wealthy oilman he knew told him that prices were about to plummet. He was probably just making it up, but still — weird.

I guess this isn’t that surprising. I’ve recently come to the sad realization that all of these markets are rigged and gamed. Stocks, commodities, currencies, all of it — it’s a big casino and we are the suckers.

Also, check the US dollar today — huge move against the euro.

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Very interesting — what’s freaking me out is that I heard that oil prices were headed for an imminent crash on my favorite wacko conspiracy theory radio program a couple of weeks back. Some random caller said that a wealthy oilman he knew told him that prices were about to plummet. He was probably just making it up, but still — weird.

I guess this isn’t that surprising. I’ve recently come to the sad realization that all of these markets are rigged and gamed. Stocks, commodities, currencies, all of it — it’s a big casino and we are the suckers.

Also, check the US dollar today — huge move against the euro.

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Jordan, you are obviously not afraid enough. This is a SCARY SCARY WORLD but luckily for us there are men on the TV who will protect us and tell us what to do. Okay I’m really scared now and I’m going back under the bed.

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Jordan, you are obviously not afraid enough. This is a SCARY SCARY WORLD but luckily for us there are men on the TV who will protect us and tell us what to do. Okay I’m really scared now and I’m going back under the bed.

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Jordan, you are obviously not afraid enough. This is a SCARY SCARY WORLD but luckily for us there are men on the TV who will protect us and tell us what to do. Okay I’m really scared now and I’m going back under the bed.

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Jordan, you are obviously not afraid enough. This is a SCARY SCARY WORLD but luckily for us there are men on the TV who will protect us and tell us what to do. Okay I’m really scared now and I’m going back under the bed.

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Jordan, you are obviously not afraid enough. This is a SCARY SCARY WORLD but luckily for us there are men on the TV who will protect us and tell us what to do. Okay I’m really scared now and I’m going back under the bed.

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. . . . Iraq also didn’t have any WMD (material) and wasn’t a threat, right . . . FYI:

Wow, you’re right! They had uranium yellowcake! This article scared me so much I just wet my pants! HOLY CRAP we really did need to invade! But I found something else much scarier — yellowcake is produced by all countries in which uranium is mined! And look at some of these countries! Kazakhstan, Niger, Namibia, Uzbekistan, and Brazil? They’ve all got yellowcake so they’re all threats too — everyone has heard about the threat of the Namibian nuclear bomb program. All they have to do is to use one of these simple techniques which requires only many billions of dollars and man-years of effort to implement so we’d better invade because THEY’VE GOT YELLOWCAKE! They’re gonna make us eat their YELLOW CAKES! We’d probably get really sick. I’m gonna go turn on my TV and wait for instructions on what to do about this VERY DANGEROUS situation!!!

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. . . . Iraq also didn’t have any WMD (material) and wasn’t a threat, right . . . FYI:

Wow, you’re right! They had uranium yellowcake! This article scared me so much I just wet my pants! HOLY CRAP we really did need to invade! But I found something else much scarier — yellowcake is produced by all countries in which uranium is mined! And look at some of these countries! Kazakhstan, Niger, Namibia, Uzbekistan, and Brazil? They’ve all got yellowcake so they’re all threats too — everyone has heard about the threat of the Namibian nuclear bomb program. All they have to do is to use one of these simple techniques which requires only many billions of dollars and man-years of effort to implement so we’d better invade because THEY’VE GOT YELLOWCAKE! They’re gonna make us eat their YELLOW CAKES! We’d probably get really sick. I’m gonna go turn on my TV and wait for instructions on what to do about this VERY DANGEROUS situation!!!

[blahblahblah]

. . . . Iraq also didn’t have any WMD (material) and wasn’t a threat, right . . . FYI:

Wow, you’re right! They had uranium yellowcake! This article scared me so much I just wet my pants! HOLY CRAP we really did need to invade! But I found something else much scarier — yellowcake is produced by all countries in which uranium is mined! And look at some of these countries! Kazakhstan, Niger, Namibia, Uzbekistan, and Brazil? They’ve all got yellowcake so they’re all threats too — everyone has heard about the threat of the Namibian nuclear bomb program. All they have to do is to use one of these simple techniques which requires only many billions of dollars and man-years of effort to implement so we’d better invade because THEY’VE GOT YELLOWCAKE! They’re gonna make us eat their YELLOW CAKES! We’d probably get really sick. I’m gonna go turn on my TV and wait for instructions on what to do about this VERY DANGEROUS situation!!!

[blahblahblah]

. . . . Iraq also didn’t have any WMD (material) and wasn’t a threat, right . . . FYI:

Wow, you’re right! They had uranium yellowcake! This article scared me so much I just wet my pants! HOLY CRAP we really did need to invade! But I found something else much scarier — yellowcake is produced by all countries in which uranium is mined! And look at some of these countries! Kazakhstan, Niger, Namibia, Uzbekistan, and Brazil? They’ve all got yellowcake so they’re all threats too — everyone has heard about the threat of the Namibian nuclear bomb program. All they have to do is to use one of these simple techniques which requires only many billions of dollars and man-years of effort to implement so we’d better invade because THEY’VE GOT YELLOWCAKE! They’re gonna make us eat their YELLOW CAKES! We’d probably get really sick. I’m gonna go turn on my TV and wait for instructions on what to do about this VERY DANGEROUS situation!!!

[blahblahblah]

. . . . Iraq also didn’t have any WMD (material) and wasn’t a threat, right . . . FYI:

Wow, you’re right! They had uranium yellowcake! This article scared me so much I just wet my pants! HOLY CRAP we really did need to invade! But I found something else much scarier — yellowcake is produced by all countries in which uranium is mined! And look at some of these countries! Kazakhstan, Niger, Namibia, Uzbekistan, and Brazil? They’ve all got yellowcake so they’re all threats too — everyone has heard about the threat of the Namibian nuclear bomb program. All they have to do is to use one of these simple techniques which requires only many billions of dollars and man-years of effort to implement so we’d better invade because THEY’VE GOT YELLOWCAKE! They’re gonna make us eat their YELLOW CAKES! We’d probably get really sick. I’m gonna go turn on my TV and wait for instructions on what to do about this VERY DANGEROUS situation!!!

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This is definitely a real and profound threat, just like those Iraqi drones that were gonna fly over our cities and spray chemical and biological agents all over us. I recommend that we all become very afraid, wet our pants, and do whatever the TV tells us to do.

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This is definitely a real and profound threat, just like those Iraqi drones that were gonna fly over our cities and spray chemical and biological agents all over us. I recommend that we all become very afraid, wet our pants, and do whatever the TV tells us to do.

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This is definitely a real and profound threat, just like those Iraqi drones that were gonna fly over our cities and spray chemical and biological agents all over us. I recommend that we all become very afraid, wet our pants, and do whatever the TV tells us to do.

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