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March 27, 2008 at 2:21 PM #177637March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177569
Eugene
Participantwhile(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177575Eugene
Participantwhile(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177662Eugene
Participantwhile(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177560Eugene
Participantwhile(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177208Eugene
Participantwhile(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177798bubble_contagion
ParticipantMore like
40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN
Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)
March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177696bubble_contagion
ParticipantMore like
40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN
Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)
March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177343bubble_contagion
ParticipantMore like
40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN
Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)
March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177704bubble_contagion
ParticipantMore like
40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN
Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)
March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177710bubble_contagion
ParticipantMore like
40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN
Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)
March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177701Coronita
Participantpublic static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{
while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {
try {
injectMoreMoney();
lowerInterestRates();
} catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);
} catch (CitibankException ce) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);
} catch (CountrywideException cfc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);
} catch (LehmanException leh) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
} catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
}
//FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException
//InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException
}
March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177709Coronita
Participantpublic static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{
while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {
try {
injectMoreMoney();
lowerInterestRates();
} catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);
} catch (CitibankException ce) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);
} catch (CountrywideException cfc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);
} catch (LehmanException leh) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
} catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
}
//FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException
//InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException
}
March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177803Coronita
Participantpublic static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{
while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {
try {
injectMoreMoney();
lowerInterestRates();
} catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);
} catch (CitibankException ce) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);
} catch (CountrywideException cfc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);
} catch (LehmanException leh) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
} catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
}
//FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException
//InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException
}
March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177348Coronita
Participantpublic static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{
while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {
try {
injectMoreMoney();
lowerInterestRates();
} catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);
} catch (CitibankException ce) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);
} catch (CountrywideException cfc) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);
} catch (LehmanException leh) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
} catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {
getTaxPayersMoney();
getBailout(BankSelector.random());
}
//FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException
//InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException
}
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