Seen on money.cnn.com: BREAKING NEWS – Stocks tumbled, Dow shedding over 100 points – Page 3

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March 27, 2008 at 2:21 PM #177637

HereWeGo
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The bigger news, IMO, was the hammering of DSW’s earnings. The personal spending number that comes out tomorrow should be interesting, in light of DSW’s woes.

March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177569

Eugene
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while(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}

March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177575

Eugene
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while(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}

March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177662

Eugene
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while(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}

March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177560

Eugene
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while(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}

March 27, 2008 at 2:51 PM #177208

Eugene
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while(houses_are_falling)
{
if(dow < 12000)
inject_some_money();
else if(dow > 12500)
worry_about_inflation();
sleep(1);
}

March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177798

bubble_contagion
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More like

40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN

Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)

March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177696

bubble_contagion
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More like

40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN

Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)

March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177343

bubble_contagion
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More like

40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN

Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)

March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177704

bubble_contagion
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More like

40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN

Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)

March 27, 2008 at 8:40 PM #177710

bubble_contagion
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More like

40 GOTO 10 UNTIL Fed runs out of money THEN

Unhandled Exception (AKA crash)

March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177701

Coronita
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public static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{

while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {

    try {

        injectMoreMoney();

        lowerInterestRates();

    } catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);

    } catch (CitibankException ce) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);

    } catch (CountrywideException cfc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);

    } catch (LehmanException leh) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    } catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    }

    //FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException

     //InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException

}

March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177709

Coronita
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public static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{

while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {

    try {

        injectMoreMoney();

        lowerInterestRates();

    } catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);

    } catch (CitibankException ce) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);

    } catch (CountrywideException cfc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);

    } catch (LehmanException leh) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    } catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    }

    //FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException

     //InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException

}

March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177803

Coronita
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public static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{

while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {

    try {

        injectMoreMoney();

        lowerInterestRates();

    } catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);

    } catch (CitibankException ce) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);

    } catch (CountrywideException cfc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);

    } catch (LehmanException leh) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    } catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    }

    //FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException

     //InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException

}

March 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM #177348

Coronita
Participant

public static void fixThisShitPleaseBernake() throws FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException, InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException{

while (wall_street_sucking_wind() && banks_sucking_wind()) {

    try {

        injectMoreMoney();

        lowerInterestRates();

    } catch (BearStearnsException bsc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.JPMorgan);

    } catch (CitibankException ce) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.UAEWealthFund);

    } catch (CountrywideException cfc) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankConstants.BankOfAmerica);

    } catch (LehmanException leh) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    } catch (UnexpectedBankFailureException ube) {

        getTaxPayersMoney();

        getBailout(BankSelector.random());

    }

    //FIXME: handle FedOutOfMoneyRuntimeException

     //InflationOutOfControlRuntimeException

}
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