bank of america = bend over america
wells fargo = we’ll charge ya a fee wherever ya go. pardner.
jp morgan and chase = jesus christ, we’re screwed
morgan stanley = more bad loans, stanley?
federal reserve bank of new york = federal reserve bank of new york… by milton bradley
washington mutual = yeah, your atm’s aren’t smiling now, are they?
etrade = e tried to be a bank but e ended up broke.
merrill lynch = get a rope
wachovia = wacka doo, we’re broke.