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May 12, 2011 at 1:18 PM #696090May 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM #694903
jstoesz
ParticipantThey are ocean water safety engineers and the positions requires (unspoken of course) a graduate degree in oceanography and at least a six pack (they get a bonus for having a firm buttocks). So although countless hoards of substandard folks apply, curiously only those who know someone on the inside get this mentally incapacitating job, zit faced 16 year olds need not apply.
I heard once of a life guard who went to save someone, cut his foot on a sea urchin, got hepatitis, and became suicidal! It was either the hepatitis or the sun (I hear it rots your brain). He was on disability of at least a couple years. So make no mistake, they deserve this substandard pay and don’t get me started on their meager pensions.
May 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM #694990jstoesz
ParticipantThey are ocean water safety engineers and the positions requires (unspoken of course) a graduate degree in oceanography and at least a six pack (they get a bonus for having a firm buttocks). So although countless hoards of substandard folks apply, curiously only those who know someone on the inside get this mentally incapacitating job, zit faced 16 year olds need not apply.
I heard once of a life guard who went to save someone, cut his foot on a sea urchin, got hepatitis, and became suicidal! It was either the hepatitis or the sun (I hear it rots your brain). He was on disability of at least a couple years. So make no mistake, they deserve this substandard pay and don’t get me started on their meager pensions.
May 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM #695593jstoesz
ParticipantThey are ocean water safety engineers and the positions requires (unspoken of course) a graduate degree in oceanography and at least a six pack (they get a bonus for having a firm buttocks). So although countless hoards of substandard folks apply, curiously only those who know someone on the inside get this mentally incapacitating job, zit faced 16 year olds need not apply.
I heard once of a life guard who went to save someone, cut his foot on a sea urchin, got hepatitis, and became suicidal! It was either the hepatitis or the sun (I hear it rots your brain). He was on disability of at least a couple years. So make no mistake, they deserve this substandard pay and don’t get me started on their meager pensions.
May 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM #695742jstoesz
ParticipantThey are ocean water safety engineers and the positions requires (unspoken of course) a graduate degree in oceanography and at least a six pack (they get a bonus for having a firm buttocks). So although countless hoards of substandard folks apply, curiously only those who know someone on the inside get this mentally incapacitating job, zit faced 16 year olds need not apply.
I heard once of a life guard who went to save someone, cut his foot on a sea urchin, got hepatitis, and became suicidal! It was either the hepatitis or the sun (I hear it rots your brain). He was on disability of at least a couple years. So make no mistake, they deserve this substandard pay and don’t get me started on their meager pensions.
May 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM #696095jstoesz
ParticipantThey are ocean water safety engineers and the positions requires (unspoken of course) a graduate degree in oceanography and at least a six pack (they get a bonus for having a firm buttocks). So although countless hoards of substandard folks apply, curiously only those who know someone on the inside get this mentally incapacitating job, zit faced 16 year olds need not apply.
I heard once of a life guard who went to save someone, cut his foot on a sea urchin, got hepatitis, and became suicidal! It was either the hepatitis or the sun (I hear it rots your brain). He was on disability of at least a couple years. So make no mistake, they deserve this substandard pay and don’t get me started on their meager pensions.
May 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM #694918sdrealtor
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Too predictable. Cmon you’re smart. 13 management positions paying well over $100K to oversee 200 seasonal employees. You cant be that……..May 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM #695005sdrealtor
ParticipantCAR
Too predictable. Cmon you’re smart. 13 management positions paying well over $100K to oversee 200 seasonal employees. You cant be that……..May 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM #695608sdrealtor
ParticipantCAR
Too predictable. Cmon you’re smart. 13 management positions paying well over $100K to oversee 200 seasonal employees. You cant be that……..May 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM #695757sdrealtor
ParticipantCAR
Too predictable. Cmon you’re smart. 13 management positions paying well over $100K to oversee 200 seasonal employees. You cant be that……..May 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM #696110sdrealtor
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Too predictable. Cmon you’re smart. 13 management positions paying well over $100K to oversee 200 seasonal employees. You cant be that……..May 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM #694923outtamojo
ParticipantThis is the rage du jour where I live.
“The president and CEO of a Salinas, Calif.-area public hospital district will receive nearly $4 million in retirement pay on top of his $150,000 annual pension. Such ‘supplemental’ pensions are one focus of criticism over the way public officials are compensated in retirement”
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/apr/28/local/la-me-pensions-20110428
Btw, just triggered a state audit http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-05-11-salinas-pension-20110512,0,7182427.story?track=rss
May 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM #695010outtamojo
ParticipantThis is the rage du jour where I live.
“The president and CEO of a Salinas, Calif.-area public hospital district will receive nearly $4 million in retirement pay on top of his $150,000 annual pension. Such ‘supplemental’ pensions are one focus of criticism over the way public officials are compensated in retirement”
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/apr/28/local/la-me-pensions-20110428
Btw, just triggered a state audit http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-05-11-salinas-pension-20110512,0,7182427.story?track=rss
May 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM #695613outtamojo
ParticipantThis is the rage du jour where I live.
“The president and CEO of a Salinas, Calif.-area public hospital district will receive nearly $4 million in retirement pay on top of his $150,000 annual pension. Such ‘supplemental’ pensions are one focus of criticism over the way public officials are compensated in retirement”
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/apr/28/local/la-me-pensions-20110428
Btw, just triggered a state audit http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-05-11-salinas-pension-20110512,0,7182427.story?track=rss
May 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM #695762outtamojo
ParticipantThis is the rage du jour where I live.
“The president and CEO of a Salinas, Calif.-area public hospital district will receive nearly $4 million in retirement pay on top of his $150,000 annual pension. Such ‘supplemental’ pensions are one focus of criticism over the way public officials are compensated in retirement”
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/apr/28/local/la-me-pensions-20110428
Btw, just triggered a state audit http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-05-11-salinas-pension-20110512,0,7182427.story?track=rss
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