OT: It’s official – the majority of Californians are idiots.

[Ren]

They wonder why this state is in such a financial mess, and then they go voting in things like a high-speed rail line that will NEVER work the way they claim, i.e., never an empty seat, non-stop (won’t happen), outrageous average speeds (gee, ya think the mountains won’t get in the way?). Oh, and then there’s the children’s hospitals. “But how can we not build baby hospitals??” Fix the existing budget, then we’ll talk.

Fine, California – when you read that the economy is in the sh*tter, don’t blame the lawmakers who create these ridiculous propositions, and the special interests that finance the marketing, and don’t blame yourself for voting them in. Blame Arnold. Yeah, it’s gotta be his fault.

Congrats kids, you just inherited tens of billions in debt when we can’t pay the debt we already have. Good luck with that.

/rant

[HereWeGo]

And don’t forget that silly Proposition 2 nonsense.

[HereWeGo]

And don’t forget that silly Proposition 2 nonsense.

[HereWeGo]

And don’t forget that silly Proposition 2 nonsense.

[HereWeGo]

And don’t forget that silly Proposition 2 nonsense.

[HereWeGo]

And don’t forget that silly Proposition 2 nonsense.

[meadandale]

“But the bond measure says it won’t cause our taxes to increase!”

Every year when we have these stupid bond measures that spend billions and billions of dollars, the sheeple in CA always vote for them because they are too stupid to realize that SOMEONE has to pay the money back–that someone is all of us.

We also voted for almost all of the school bond measures in the county. More free money I guess. Can’t wait to get my next property tax bill.

Oh, and the idiots voted to permanently take away our right to enjoy a beer in a city park or at the beach. Nice.

[meadandale]

“But the bond measure says it won’t cause our taxes to increase!”

Every year when we have these stupid bond measures that spend billions and billions of dollars, the sheeple in CA always vote for them because they are too stupid to realize that SOMEONE has to pay the money back–that someone is all of us.

We also voted for almost all of the school bond measures in the county. More free money I guess. Can’t wait to get my next property tax bill.

Oh, and the idiots voted to permanently take away our right to enjoy a beer in a city park or at the beach. Nice.

[meadandale]

“But the bond measure says it won’t cause our taxes to increase!”

Every year when we have these stupid bond measures that spend billions and billions of dollars, the sheeple in CA always vote for them because they are too stupid to realize that SOMEONE has to pay the money back–that someone is all of us.

We also voted for almost all of the school bond measures in the county. More free money I guess. Can’t wait to get my next property tax bill.

Oh, and the idiots voted to permanently take away our right to enjoy a beer in a city park or at the beach. Nice.

[meadandale]

“But the bond measure says it won’t cause our taxes to increase!”

Every year when we have these stupid bond measures that spend billions and billions of dollars, the sheeple in CA always vote for them because they are too stupid to realize that SOMEONE has to pay the money back–that someone is all of us.

We also voted for almost all of the school bond measures in the county. More free money I guess. Can’t wait to get my next property tax bill.

Oh, and the idiots voted to permanently take away our right to enjoy a beer in a city park or at the beach. Nice.

[meadandale]

“But the bond measure says it won’t cause our taxes to increase!”

Every year when we have these stupid bond measures that spend billions and billions of dollars, the sheeple in CA always vote for them because they are too stupid to realize that SOMEONE has to pay the money back–that someone is all of us.

We also voted for almost all of the school bond measures in the county. More free money I guess. Can’t wait to get my next property tax bill.

Oh, and the idiots voted to permanently take away our right to enjoy a beer in a city park or at the beach. Nice.

[Doofrat]

Reminds me of the Simpsons Monorail Episode.

Lyle Lanley (the slimy monorail salesman): Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What’d I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That’s right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail’ softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud…

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You’ll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice…
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again…

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken…

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono… D’oh!

[Doofrat]

Reminds me of the Simpsons Monorail Episode.

Lyle Lanley (the slimy monorail salesman): Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What’d I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That’s right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail’ softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud…

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You’ll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice…
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again…

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken…

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono… D’oh!

[Doofrat]

Reminds me of the Simpsons Monorail Episode.

Lyle Lanley (the slimy monorail salesman): Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What’d I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That’s right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail’ softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud…

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You’ll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice…
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again…

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken…

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono… D’oh!

[Doofrat]

Reminds me of the Simpsons Monorail Episode.

Lyle Lanley (the slimy monorail salesman): Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What’d I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That’s right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail’ softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud…

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You’ll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice…
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again…

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken…

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono… D’oh!

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