If you are going to write a letter asking to buy people’s home…..

[Coronita]

…at least do your research and offer a reasonable price, even if you say you have “cash”….

Got this gem of a letter dropped off my doorstep. Lol…..(646) area code implies New York.

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I felt like emailing back and saying, there’s plenty of 2/2 condos available that she might be able to buy for $500k cash…

[spdrun]

Offer to sell it to her, write a contract for $475k, and tell her she’s getting a deal. If she’s paying cash, there might not be any appraisal.

Nothing wrong with taking advantage of people with more money than good sense. By her letter, she doesn’t sound aged, infirm, or or unsound mind.

[Coronita]

[quote=spdrun]Offer to sell it to her, write a contract for $475k, and tell her she’s getting a deal. If she’s paying cash, there might not be any appraisal.

Nothing wrong with taking advantage of people with more money than good sense. By her letter, she doesn’t sound aged, infirm, or or unsound mind.[/quote]

Wow. $475k. That would cover the downpayment of sfh in the hood she dropped this letter off in.

I’d rather wait for that nice family from Asia that drops $1.1+m cash without blinking

[spdrun]

Sorry- I thought she dropped a letter on the step of a 2/2 condo that you owned and you were planning to be helpful in saying that there were some available for cheaper.

On their side — no harm in trying. If someone who’s owned their home outright for years, is otherwise of sound mind, and has no idea of the value bites, more power to them.

[an]

LoL, $500k isn’t even enough for my house in the ghetto, much less yours in that swanky zip code.

[Doofrat]

I’ve made millions using my method of “Just Ask”. Sign up for my conference for just $299.95 and I’ll explain the details and provide (for additional cost) materials and templates of letters you can use to “Just Ask”. You’d be amazed at what you can get. I’ve bought near million dollar houses from engineer types for half their value. All you have to do it “Just Ask”.

* “Just Ask” and Doofrat Enterprises are not liable for your outcomes. Your outcomes may vary. The advice provided on this website is general advice only. It has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs.

[carlsbadworker]

These are just investors fishing. It costs 50c and if 1 in 100,000 fall for that. They just spent $550K for a nice house. They are not even willing to attach a photo of their family, showing that they really want to control the cost of mailing this letter.

[svelte]

[quote=carlsbadworker]These are just investors fishing…[/quote]

Yeah, kind of what I think too.

Not a real family.

[Coronita]

[quote=carlsbadworker]These are just investors fishing. It costs 50c and if 1 in 100,000 fall for that. They just spent $550K for a nice house. They are not even willing to attach a photo of their family, showing that they really want to control the cost of mailing this letter.[/quote]

Are people really *that* stupid though?

[Coronita]

[quote=doofrat]I’ve made millions using my method of “Just Ask”. Sign up for my conference for just $299.95 and I’ll explain the details and provide (for additional cost) materials and templates of letters you can use to “Just Ask”. You’d be amazed at what you can get. I’ve bought near million dollar houses from engineer types for half their value. All you have to do it “Just Ask”.

* “Just Ask” and Doofrat Enterprises are not liable for your outcomes. Your outcomes may vary. The advice provided on this website is general advice only. It has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs.[/quote]

Lol…

Do you have a $299.95 class that you will teach me…on how I can think…for myself?

[Coronita]

[quote=AN]LoL, $500k isn’t even enough for my house in the ghetto, much less yours in that swanky zip code.[/quote]

And there you go again…Trying to act all humble and such…. I mean come on, you’ve got a front and backyard lawn, you have A/C, and you have a lot of walls…..

I can’t afford A/C, or a front or backyard, and walls cost me too much to put up in my hood.. So I have a downstairs monolithic gigantic room that serves as kitchen, family, and living room all at the same time!

Although, I think my lizards are much stronger than your lizards that infest your backyard. Afterall, there’s much less stuff my lizards can munch on in my backyard, so the ones that survive must be much tougher than your whimpy lizards infesting your backyard full of vegetation..

[svelte]

[quote=flu][quote=AN]LoL, $500k isn’t even enough for my house in the ghetto, much less yours in that swanky zip code.[/quote]

And there you go again…Trying to act all humble and such…. I mean come on, you’ve got a front and backyard lawn, you have A/C, and you have a lot of walls…..

[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfbvm52G8fE

Livin just enough

[CA renter]

Great song. The 70s had such great music. Why can’t they make good music these days…or am I just getting old?

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