How many of you support your parents financially?

[fredo4]

[quote=temeculaguy][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Aecetia]TG-
Go ahead and tell them about living on a cruise ship.[/quote]

Aecetia: You never miss an opportunity to bus toss ole TG, do you?

Geez, does he owe you money or something?[/quote]

She’s trying to give away all my secrets, but if everyone knows they will get ruined, O.K. I’ll share the idea, I might need a wingman anyway. Long before piggington she asked me why I jogged, refused to eat sugar, took tango lessons and squireled away my money. My response, When i’m 70 and all the other old dudes are dead or broke, I’m gonna live on cruise ships and chase all the widows (the ratio is like 10-1 on ships, especially in alaska and florida and on longer cruises, single men just don’t go much), then get off the boat, get on another and go until I drop dead. I figured I need about 2000 a week in todays dollars as my retirement income without touching my principal and that is how I have my finances planned. It’s not just another of tg’s crazy and funny plans, I have this one all worked out, hyperinflation or health problems can derail it however.

You’ve heard of the buckets of money retirement strategy, well this is different, I call it the “Cialis at Sea” retirement strategy.[/quote]

This is hilarious and very smart. Any guy with brains should know that the best way to impress women is to be a good dancer (tango especially- very sexy). I always tell my single guy friend who are looking to meet women that you need to go where the women are. Pilates classes, dance classes, yoga.

[jficquette]

I have paid half my fathers rent since 1998. Fortunately he lives in a low cost area. One day if I get rich I will just buy him a house.

Now I know how it was for him to pay for me growing up. Especially every few months when he needs new tires or car repairs or whatever “off budget”

Our society needs to go back to how it use to be. The deal was your parents took care of you when you were growing up and when they get old you take care of them

John

[jficquette]

I have paid half my fathers rent since 1998. Fortunately he lives in a low cost area. One day if I get rich I will just buy him a house.

Now I know how it was for him to pay for me growing up. Especially every few months when he needs new tires or car repairs or whatever “off budget”

Our society needs to go back to how it use to be. The deal was your parents took care of you when you were growing up and when they get old you take care of them

John

[jficquette]

I have paid half my fathers rent since 1998. Fortunately he lives in a low cost area. One day if I get rich I will just buy him a house.

Now I know how it was for him to pay for me growing up. Especially every few months when he needs new tires or car repairs or whatever “off budget”

Our society needs to go back to how it use to be. The deal was your parents took care of you when you were growing up and when they get old you take care of them

John

[jficquette]

I have paid half my fathers rent since 1998. Fortunately he lives in a low cost area. One day if I get rich I will just buy him a house.

Now I know how it was for him to pay for me growing up. Especially every few months when he needs new tires or car repairs or whatever “off budget”

Our society needs to go back to how it use to be. The deal was your parents took care of you when you were growing up and when they get old you take care of them

John

[jficquette]

I have paid half my fathers rent since 1998. Fortunately he lives in a low cost area. One day if I get rich I will just buy him a house.

Now I know how it was for him to pay for me growing up. Especially every few months when he needs new tires or car repairs or whatever “off budget”

Our society needs to go back to how it use to be. The deal was your parents took care of you when you were growing up and when they get old you take care of them

John

[svelte]

[quote=temeculaguy]
But then i read svelte’s post and realized that no man ever did a better job raising their kids than svelte’s pops, he should write the book because any man that raises their kid and that kid grows up and sets up that scenario for him should be given a medal. Some parents want their kid to grow up and be a doctor, lawyer or even a president, I want my kid to grow up and be svelte.

Bravo, keep spreading the happiness.[/quote]

lol…I figured I would enrage the vanillas on the board…I forget how open minded piggs are. In many ways things just worked out this way. I’m not sure how often he goes to the strip club, to be honest, but he does go. He’s told me about it.

And he’s having the time of his life with the women – he deserves it. He was faithful to my mom during her entire life, spent all his free time raising his kids right, this is his time now. Kids are grown, wife has long passed, he deserves to do exactly what makes him happy for a change.

And if there is not enough change in his pocket to make it happen, well that’s where we step in.

[svelte]

[quote=temeculaguy]
But then i read svelte’s post and realized that no man ever did a better job raising their kids than svelte’s pops, he should write the book because any man that raises their kid and that kid grows up and sets up that scenario for him should be given a medal. Some parents want their kid to grow up and be a doctor, lawyer or even a president, I want my kid to grow up and be svelte.

Bravo, keep spreading the happiness.[/quote]

lol…I figured I would enrage the vanillas on the board…I forget how open minded piggs are. In many ways things just worked out this way. I’m not sure how often he goes to the strip club, to be honest, but he does go. He’s told me about it.

And he’s having the time of his life with the women – he deserves it. He was faithful to my mom during her entire life, spent all his free time raising his kids right, this is his time now. Kids are grown, wife has long passed, he deserves to do exactly what makes him happy for a change.

And if there is not enough change in his pocket to make it happen, well that’s where we step in.

[svelte]

[quote=temeculaguy]
But then i read svelte’s post and realized that no man ever did a better job raising their kids than svelte’s pops, he should write the book because any man that raises their kid and that kid grows up and sets up that scenario for him should be given a medal. Some parents want their kid to grow up and be a doctor, lawyer or even a president, I want my kid to grow up and be svelte.

Bravo, keep spreading the happiness.[/quote]

lol…I figured I would enrage the vanillas on the board…I forget how open minded piggs are. In many ways things just worked out this way. I’m not sure how often he goes to the strip club, to be honest, but he does go. He’s told me about it.

And he’s having the time of his life with the women – he deserves it. He was faithful to my mom during her entire life, spent all his free time raising his kids right, this is his time now. Kids are grown, wife has long passed, he deserves to do exactly what makes him happy for a change.

And if there is not enough change in his pocket to make it happen, well that’s where we step in.

[svelte]

[quote=temeculaguy]
But then i read svelte’s post and realized that no man ever did a better job raising their kids than svelte’s pops, he should write the book because any man that raises their kid and that kid grows up and sets up that scenario for him should be given a medal. Some parents want their kid to grow up and be a doctor, lawyer or even a president, I want my kid to grow up and be svelte.

Bravo, keep spreading the happiness.[/quote]

lol…I figured I would enrage the vanillas on the board…I forget how open minded piggs are. In many ways things just worked out this way. I’m not sure how often he goes to the strip club, to be honest, but he does go. He’s told me about it.

And he’s having the time of his life with the women – he deserves it. He was faithful to my mom during her entire life, spent all his free time raising his kids right, this is his time now. Kids are grown, wife has long passed, he deserves to do exactly what makes him happy for a change.

And if there is not enough change in his pocket to make it happen, well that’s where we step in.

[svelte]

[quote=temeculaguy]
But then i read svelte’s post and realized that no man ever did a better job raising their kids than svelte’s pops, he should write the book because any man that raises their kid and that kid grows up and sets up that scenario for him should be given a medal. Some parents want their kid to grow up and be a doctor, lawyer or even a president, I want my kid to grow up and be svelte.

Bravo, keep spreading the happiness.[/quote]

lol…I figured I would enrage the vanillas on the board…I forget how open minded piggs are. In many ways things just worked out this way. I’m not sure how often he goes to the strip club, to be honest, but he does go. He’s told me about it.

And he’s having the time of his life with the women – he deserves it. He was faithful to my mom during her entire life, spent all his free time raising his kids right, this is his time now. Kids are grown, wife has long passed, he deserves to do exactly what makes him happy for a change.

And if there is not enough change in his pocket to make it happen, well that’s where we step in.

[temeculaguy]

I just spent four hours doing homework with my kids, missing all the football games. Then I read svelte’s latest post, I actually have a tear in my eye. I’m printing this and giving it to them in 40 years if they fail to live up to the svelte standard.

[temeculaguy]

I just spent four hours doing homework with my kids, missing all the football games. Then I read svelte’s latest post, I actually have a tear in my eye. I’m printing this and giving it to them in 40 years if they fail to live up to the svelte standard.

[temeculaguy]

I just spent four hours doing homework with my kids, missing all the football games. Then I read svelte’s latest post, I actually have a tear in my eye. I’m printing this and giving it to them in 40 years if they fail to live up to the svelte standard.

[temeculaguy]

I just spent four hours doing homework with my kids, missing all the football games. Then I read svelte’s latest post, I actually have a tear in my eye. I’m printing this and giving it to them in 40 years if they fail to live up to the svelte standard.

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