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September 21, 2008 at 3:02 PM #273899September 21, 2008 at 3:52 PM #273595patientrenterParticipant
Kev,
Thanks for calling New FNMA for your home purchase needs. You want to buy that $1.2 million house? What’s standing in your way? Downpayment? No problem, we have this new no-downpayment plan, the Paulson Put Plan. Next issue. Payments too high? No problem, we have a new low early payment plan, the Bernanke No Depression Ever Again Plan. We can layer them together for you.
What’s holding you back? If house prices go up, you win. If house prices go down, you don’t lose.
Of course house prices will be higher than they would otherwise be with this bailout plan and all the control it gives Barney Frank and Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer and others. You already knew that.
September 21, 2008 at 3:52 PM #273841patientrenterParticipantKev,
Thanks for calling New FNMA for your home purchase needs. You want to buy that $1.2 million house? What’s standing in your way? Downpayment? No problem, we have this new no-downpayment plan, the Paulson Put Plan. Next issue. Payments too high? No problem, we have a new low early payment plan, the Bernanke No Depression Ever Again Plan. We can layer them together for you.
What’s holding you back? If house prices go up, you win. If house prices go down, you don’t lose.
Of course house prices will be higher than they would otherwise be with this bailout plan and all the control it gives Barney Frank and Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer and others. You already knew that.
September 21, 2008 at 3:52 PM #273847patientrenterParticipantKev,
Thanks for calling New FNMA for your home purchase needs. You want to buy that $1.2 million house? What’s standing in your way? Downpayment? No problem, we have this new no-downpayment plan, the Paulson Put Plan. Next issue. Payments too high? No problem, we have a new low early payment plan, the Bernanke No Depression Ever Again Plan. We can layer them together for you.
What’s holding you back? If house prices go up, you win. If house prices go down, you don’t lose.
Of course house prices will be higher than they would otherwise be with this bailout plan and all the control it gives Barney Frank and Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer and others. You already knew that.
September 21, 2008 at 3:52 PM #273890patientrenterParticipantKev,
Thanks for calling New FNMA for your home purchase needs. You want to buy that $1.2 million house? What’s standing in your way? Downpayment? No problem, we have this new no-downpayment plan, the Paulson Put Plan. Next issue. Payments too high? No problem, we have a new low early payment plan, the Bernanke No Depression Ever Again Plan. We can layer them together for you.
What’s holding you back? If house prices go up, you win. If house prices go down, you don’t lose.
Of course house prices will be higher than they would otherwise be with this bailout plan and all the control it gives Barney Frank and Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer and others. You already knew that.
September 21, 2008 at 3:52 PM #273914patientrenterParticipantKev,
Thanks for calling New FNMA for your home purchase needs. You want to buy that $1.2 million house? What’s standing in your way? Downpayment? No problem, we have this new no-downpayment plan, the Paulson Put Plan. Next issue. Payments too high? No problem, we have a new low early payment plan, the Bernanke No Depression Ever Again Plan. We can layer them together for you.
What’s holding you back? If house prices go up, you win. If house prices go down, you don’t lose.
Of course house prices will be higher than they would otherwise be with this bailout plan and all the control it gives Barney Frank and Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer and others. You already knew that.
September 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM #273607nostradamusParticipant[quote=Omega Point][quote]I moved 90% of my cash and assets overseas to a small private bank that was the safest on the planet I could find.[/quote]
Without revealing too much, can you give me a clue where, like language spoken and hemisphere? I could probably guess from there. Also, is you cash in dollars or another currency?[/quote]
I recall that chief running bear brought a suitcase of cash over to switzerland. No?
September 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM #273851nostradamusParticipant[quote=Omega Point][quote]I moved 90% of my cash and assets overseas to a small private bank that was the safest on the planet I could find.[/quote]
Without revealing too much, can you give me a clue where, like language spoken and hemisphere? I could probably guess from there. Also, is you cash in dollars or another currency?[/quote]
I recall that chief running bear brought a suitcase of cash over to switzerland. No?
September 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM #273856nostradamusParticipant[quote=Omega Point][quote]I moved 90% of my cash and assets overseas to a small private bank that was the safest on the planet I could find.[/quote]
Without revealing too much, can you give me a clue where, like language spoken and hemisphere? I could probably guess from there. Also, is you cash in dollars or another currency?[/quote]
I recall that chief running bear brought a suitcase of cash over to switzerland. No?
September 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM #273900nostradamusParticipant[quote=Omega Point][quote]I moved 90% of my cash and assets overseas to a small private bank that was the safest on the planet I could find.[/quote]
Without revealing too much, can you give me a clue where, like language spoken and hemisphere? I could probably guess from there. Also, is you cash in dollars or another currency?[/quote]
I recall that chief running bear brought a suitcase of cash over to switzerland. No?
September 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM #273924nostradamusParticipant[quote=Omega Point][quote]I moved 90% of my cash and assets overseas to a small private bank that was the safest on the planet I could find.[/quote]
Without revealing too much, can you give me a clue where, like language spoken and hemisphere? I could probably guess from there. Also, is you cash in dollars or another currency?[/quote]
I recall that chief running bear brought a suitcase of cash over to switzerland. No?
September 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM #273622peterbParticipantIf the govt ends up owning all these mortgages that have unsustainable service levels, seems like one of three things have to happen to avoid defaults.
1) Lower the loan amount.
2) Lower the interest rates.
3) Combination of 1 and 2.If you think through these scenarios, you can see that this will not stop homes from coming down in price.
September 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM #273866peterbParticipantIf the govt ends up owning all these mortgages that have unsustainable service levels, seems like one of three things have to happen to avoid defaults.
1) Lower the loan amount.
2) Lower the interest rates.
3) Combination of 1 and 2.If you think through these scenarios, you can see that this will not stop homes from coming down in price.
September 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM #273871peterbParticipantIf the govt ends up owning all these mortgages that have unsustainable service levels, seems like one of three things have to happen to avoid defaults.
1) Lower the loan amount.
2) Lower the interest rates.
3) Combination of 1 and 2.If you think through these scenarios, you can see that this will not stop homes from coming down in price.
September 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM #273915peterbParticipantIf the govt ends up owning all these mortgages that have unsustainable service levels, seems like one of three things have to happen to avoid defaults.
1) Lower the loan amount.
2) Lower the interest rates.
3) Combination of 1 and 2.If you think through these scenarios, you can see that this will not stop homes from coming down in price.
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