do you know what the federal reserve is?

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper]
By the way, do you KNOW anyone who practices trepanning? I’m looking for a gift for an ex-husband who has everything.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Interesting you should ask. I have a buddy of mine, a former SEAL, who says he’ll kill anybody for a large pizza and a six pack of Michelob. If you throw in a bag of pork rinds, he’ll mutilate the body.[/quote]

Tell him to forget the pork rinds. I’ve got dibs on that part of the job.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Back when I was in the Army during the wild-and-wooly Reagan years, we used to discuss “plausible deniability”. I think we’re rapidly reaching that point. However, I can provide some insights on “enhanced interrogation techniques” that you might find useful. Including some interesting uses for 2ltr bottles of 7Up. And the Manhattan phone directory.[/quote]

My husband (the current one that’s I’m nuts for) was in the Army during the Reagan years, and I’ve noticed that the phrase “plausible deniability” makes frequent appearances in our many of our discussions. Primarily when I’m telling him that his denials aren’t plausible. However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper] However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper] However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper] However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper] However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper] However, when he talks about serving under Reagan, it’s like he describing this long-lost “golden age” in civilization. He out-and-out worships the guy (and has the RR talking action figure on his library shelves to prove it). Reagan is the third rail in our relationship, and about the only time I keep my opinions to myself (but if he ever calls me Nancy, I’m gonna deck him).

As for the “interrogation techniques” you mentioned, I’ll be sure to tuck that away in my helpful household hints index card box for future reference. Never know when that sort of thing might improve your quality of life.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.[/quote]

Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.[/quote]

Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.[/quote]

Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.[/quote]

Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.

[eavesdropper]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eavesdropper: All I know about Reagan is that he spent three years of my life trying to kill me. As far I know, I didn’t owe him money, nor did I sleep with his daughter, but that mofo had it in for me. Needless to say, I survived, but I sure don’t consider those years a “golden age” at all.

Yeah, let me know if any those techniques are ever needed, and I’ll provide a “how-to” guide for you. Hell, I learned all that shit during the Reagan years, so perhaps you can make the argument that its “old home week” for the ex!

EDIT: Just noticed that your CURRENT husband served during the Reagan years and not the ex. Well, I’m sure at some point you’ll want to torture your current husband as well, so keep that in your hip pocket.[/quote]

Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper]
Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Well, it sounds as though you have the situation well in hand. However, you might mention you’ve been doing some research and have familiarized yourself with the “Colombian Necktie” and then give him an evil, knowing grin.

In counterinsurgency warfare (my speciality in the Army), there is an expression, “Pour encourager les autres” (to encourage the others). Dropping little hints like this one accomplishes that quite handily, believe me.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper]
Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Well, it sounds as though you have the situation well in hand. However, you might mention you’ve been doing some research and have familiarized yourself with the “Colombian Necktie” and then give him an evil, knowing grin.

In counterinsurgency warfare (my speciality in the Army), there is an expression, “Pour encourager les autres” (to encourage the others). Dropping little hints like this one accomplishes that quite handily, believe me.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper]
Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Well, it sounds as though you have the situation well in hand. However, you might mention you’ve been doing some research and have familiarized yourself with the “Colombian Necktie” and then give him an evil, knowing grin.

In counterinsurgency warfare (my speciality in the Army), there is an expression, “Pour encourager les autres” (to encourage the others). Dropping little hints like this one accomplishes that quite handily, believe me.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=eavesdropper]
Hey, it ALWAYS “old home week” around our house…I was my husband’s high school crush. The nice part is that, ten years after the wedding, I still am.

So I can still manage to torture him, without interrogation techniques.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Well, it sounds as though you have the situation well in hand. However, you might mention you’ve been doing some research and have familiarized yourself with the “Colombian Necktie” and then give him an evil, knowing grin.

In counterinsurgency warfare (my speciality in the Army), there is an expression, “Pour encourager les autres” (to encourage the others). Dropping little hints like this one accomplishes that quite handily, believe me.

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