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April 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM #388979April 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM #388342
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ParticipantAverage deaths per year in the USA due to influenza: 36,000
Number of documented deaths in the USA due to swine influenza: 0
Just sayin’…
April 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM #388607ParticipantAverage deaths per year in the USA due to influenza: 36,000
Number of documented deaths in the USA due to swine influenza: 0
Just sayin’…
April 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM #388805ParticipantAverage deaths per year in the USA due to influenza: 36,000
Number of documented deaths in the USA due to swine influenza: 0
Just sayin’…
April 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM #388856ParticipantAverage deaths per year in the USA due to influenza: 36,000
Number of documented deaths in the USA due to swine influenza: 0
Just sayin’…
April 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM #388994ParticipantAverage deaths per year in the USA due to influenza: 36,000
Number of documented deaths in the USA due to swine influenza: 0
Just sayin’…
April 27, 2009 at 3:14 PM #388347Allan from Fallbrook
Participant[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Enorah]Russell, you and Allan broke up? I must have missed that drama.
Allan LOL[/quote]
Enorah: The relationship, such as it was, could be likened to one of those Alabama trailer park romances. You know, the kind that end badly in a puddle of chicken grease, cheap beer and blood. With George Jones or Hank Williams playing in the background.
[/quote]Sorry for joining late.
I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
Dan: When you get treated to that blank look, I always recommend following up with, “Take the bone out, Wilma”. This line, delivered with sneering sarcasm will complete destroy any hope of recovery that you might have had.
April 27, 2009 at 3:14 PM #388612Participant[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Enorah]Russell, you and Allan broke up? I must have missed that drama.
Allan LOL[/quote]
Enorah: The relationship, such as it was, could be likened to one of those Alabama trailer park romances. You know, the kind that end badly in a puddle of chicken grease, cheap beer and blood. With George Jones or Hank Williams playing in the background.
[/quote]Sorry for joining late.
I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
Dan: When you get treated to that blank look, I always recommend following up with, “Take the bone out, Wilma”. This line, delivered with sneering sarcasm will complete destroy any hope of recovery that you might have had.
April 27, 2009 at 3:14 PM #388810Participant[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Enorah]Russell, you and Allan broke up? I must have missed that drama.
Allan LOL[/quote]
Enorah: The relationship, such as it was, could be likened to one of those Alabama trailer park romances. You know, the kind that end badly in a puddle of chicken grease, cheap beer and blood. With George Jones or Hank Williams playing in the background.
[/quote]Sorry for joining late.
I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
Dan: When you get treated to that blank look, I always recommend following up with, “Take the bone out, Wilma”. This line, delivered with sneering sarcasm will complete destroy any hope of recovery that you might have had.
April 27, 2009 at 3:14 PM #388861Participant[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Enorah]Russell, you and Allan broke up? I must have missed that drama.
Allan LOL[/quote]
Enorah: The relationship, such as it was, could be likened to one of those Alabama trailer park romances. You know, the kind that end badly in a puddle of chicken grease, cheap beer and blood. With George Jones or Hank Williams playing in the background.
[/quote]Sorry for joining late.
I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
Dan: When you get treated to that blank look, I always recommend following up with, “Take the bone out, Wilma”. This line, delivered with sneering sarcasm will complete destroy any hope of recovery that you might have had.
April 27, 2009 at 3:14 PM #388999Participant[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=Enorah]Russell, you and Allan broke up? I must have missed that drama.
Allan LOL[/quote]
Enorah: The relationship, such as it was, could be likened to one of those Alabama trailer park romances. You know, the kind that end badly in a puddle of chicken grease, cheap beer and blood. With George Jones or Hank Williams playing in the background.
[/quote]Sorry for joining late.
I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
Dan: When you get treated to that blank look, I always recommend following up with, “Take the bone out, Wilma”. This line, delivered with sneering sarcasm will complete destroy any hope of recovery that you might have had.
April 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM #388352jpinpb
Participant[quote=urbanrealtor]
Sorry for joining late.I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
LOL!! Cracking me up.
April 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM #388617Participant[quote=urbanrealtor]
Sorry for joining late.I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
LOL!! Cracking me up.
April 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM #388815Participant[quote=urbanrealtor]
Sorry for joining late.I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
LOL!! Cracking me up.
April 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM #388866Participant[quote=urbanrealtor]
Sorry for joining late.I would like to mention that I have found out precisely what NOT to say to the daycare lady when dropping off your 8 month old.
Her: Good morning. How was Owen’s weekend?
Me: Great. We spent it in Oaxaca playing with piglets.
Apparently I thought this was much funnier than she did.
Oh well.[/quote]
LOL!! Cracking me up.
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