I’m not so sure about that. I’m torn. To me it seems like John just likes to see our panties get all up in a bunch. I can just see his face giggling and snickering through his monitor.
Or maybe we are wrong, and John’s actually a genius. Maybe Obama really is exploiting his nearly-dead grandmother in order to commit fraud upon the world and turn us all into socialist Muslims with terrorist tendencies that support gay marriage, pedophilia, and bestiality. Who knows, crazier things have happened!
