They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do regardless of what any journalist writes or what any crummy citizens think. War sells big here in the homeland as well as over there in the holy land. It’ll get the Bubbas riled up in Alabama and the Uris riled up over in the settlements. Good re-election stuff — gettin’ tough on terror and all that. We need some fresh war, the two we have now are getting boring and stale. Nothing much happens, just some crummy IEDs and guys driving around in 130 degree heat trying not to get shot. They’re a lot more fun in the beginning, with stuff blowing up on TV, fighters zooming around, Wolf Blitzer standing in front of a big animated graphic map with arrows moving around in HD. Yellow ribbons, patriotic songs on “American Idol”, Toby Keith playing the Super Bowl, we love it. Bring it on.
