The V12 in my SUV is eating 3 gallons a mile, could you freeze the cost of gas?
How about my auto/homeowner/health insurance costs? Those are really killing me!
Oh, and my child support, BestBuy Card, and TiVo rates are also going up.
Could we just lump them all into a huge Jumbo loan, fixed at 1% for 90 years, with the option of paying only partial interest a month if I’m so inclined?