pencilneck wrote:We need a

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=pencilneck]We need a zombie constitutional law expert!

I believe that the 13th amendment could be interpreted as granting constitutional rights to corporations, whales, and zombies.[/quote]

Clearly, the government takes it seriously.

http://blog.fema.gov/2011/05/from-cdc-preparedness-101-zombie.html