Paddy: Spanky is a term of affection, not a pejorative. Since I make a habit (based on my fine Catholic upbringing) of not abusing those less (mentally) fortunate than myself, I’ve averred from using any derogatory or denigrating terms.
However, I will say that you’re quite gifted at elision, but I guess I’d expect that from a Debsian Marxist such as yourself.
And, yes, you are so right: Scarlet cleaned my clock. It was horrifying! A veritable charnel house of destruction. An abattoir, I tell you!
Now, be a good boy, and go take your Klonopin.
Just out of curiosity, what did you drive when you were younger? No muscle cars? All AMC Pacers and Chevettes? Did you at least have a good stereo? Something loud for your Air Supply 8 tracks?
