When exiting a commercial airliner, those RUDE people in rows behind you, who think that if they stand up microseconds before others and run up several rows, then that gives them the right to exit before people in the rows AHEAD of them.
Apparently those people FAILED to learn the basic manners the rest of us learned at FIVE years old when the school bus driver explained how to let others in front rows exit first.
You curious about my solution for those rude early-exiters on the plane?
I’m 6′ and 220 lbs. First I drop my laptop bag right in the aisle, so they would have to step over it to get past my row. If they step over it..
I get up and start moving into the aisle where they are standing, blocking my exit. I say “excuse me” and I look them in the eye letting them know if they don’t move, I WILL be standing up top of them in about one second.