Ok… Here is the order of battle for the Alaskan Zombies.
1. Lead the Sarah and her minions out of Wasilla to Anchorage
2. Slowly push south down Highway 1 to Girwood while a vanguard “hit and runs” forward element of the zombie invaders thus checking thier advance
3. In Girdwood we will capture Ted Stevens at his home and thus use him as Zombie bait.
4. Simtuanelous forward element of our forces will push into Hope AK lighting it on fire. The marijuana fields in Hope will create a giant haze/fog of maryjane smoke within the Cook inlet that will encumber the lead zombie elements and may get Sara Palin to shut-up for five minutes.
5. Our forces will link up again at the Highway 1 / Portage fork and combine forces will proceed to Whitter AK at the tunnel
6. Vanguard will set rear security while all other teams push through Whitter Tunnel
7. At the middle of the tunnel we tie up a screaming Ted Stevens to act as zombie bait to lure Palin and minions into the tunnel
8. As last of our forces push out of the tunnel the last of the zombie marauders should be entering the entrance of the tunnel and already turned Ted Stevens (and thus no one feels bad that he gets it too)
9. The orignal explosive that are set in Whitter Tunnel to deter russian invaders will instead be used on zombie horde (this is true… the tunnel is rigged to blow).
10. Ignite explosive and destroy zombie horde along with Palin and Stevens (the world breaths a sigh of relief)
11. Capture Alaska Cruise ship ported at Whitter and egress area to Seattle while sipping martini’s and “OOhhhing” and calving glaciers.
12. UCGal and Allan get their own syndicated crime fighting show
