Oh my God, we’re all gonna diyeyeyeyeyeyeyye penniless and homeless and then Osama Bin Laden is gonna drop a swine flu bomb on us! I don’t know what to be more afraid of:
Terrarists…
Swine flu…
SS going bankrupt…
Global warming…
Peak oil…
The Bachelor might choose Vienna!
Aiyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye! I’m gonna go read some more internet stuff to figure out what I should be most afraid of.
