Maybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
