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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To B
Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.
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ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.
