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is my standard for the “middle-class” life warped? Aren’t these things ESSENTIAL to a middle-class life? :
* Occasional plastic surgery for The Wife, when she needs a “touch up”
* A kept mistress on the side, so husband can take a break from The Wife (who is overdue a “touch up”)
* A convertible beamer in the driveway
* A phat white Lincoln Navigator, with spinner rims.
* McMansion
* In the McMansion a House-shaking surround-sound home entertainment, w/the MIN 50″ LCD big screen
* Nanny in the McMansion (so parents don’t actually have to spend time with the kids)
* Weekly visits from team of Mexican maids to keep the house clean
* $100/week bill (per parent) for vists to Psychiatrist, to keep the Prozac flowing
Did I miss anything?
