I like moms in BMW’s with fake boobs. Your frustrations would be felt in any of So Cal’s master planned communities such as Irvine or the place I grew up, Valencia, where you will find tanning salons, gyms, plastic surgeons on every corner but have to drive to buy guns or hunting supplies. Take a weekend trip to one of these “less superficial” places, stand in front of the walmart for an hour and count the human doublewides and if you do see a woman with all of her teeth, ask her where she lives, odds are she’s visiting relatives.
This is from a cdc study “Although the national goal is to reduce the number of people with edentulism to less than 20 percent of the population over age 65 by the year 2000, only five states achieved that goal – Arizona, California, Hawaii, Oregon and Wisconsin. In addition to West Virginia, more than 40 percent of Louisiana and Kentucky residents over age 65 were also toothless.” Only half of West Virgina residents over 65 have at least one tooth.
The winner is Hawaii, combining low obesity rates and high tooth count, last I checked the R/E prices were even higher than So Cal.
You want to find real people, salt of the earth, no fake boobs, BMW’s or thongs, then West Virginia is calling you, combining one of the highest obesity rates, lowest tooth counts and cheap real estate prices, good luck with that. Personally, I’ll stick with Wisteria Lane.
