How do we get out of this mess? That’s easy. We locate another planet that has yet to experience an asset bubble and bid those assets up. Then, using our knowledge of this planet’s bubble, we sell out at the peak and bring the profits back to Earth. Mssrs. Bernanke and Paulson, et al – I am available for consultation on this project… at an appropriately bubblicious rate, of course. Let’s do lunch.
