For that matter, why weren’t the (pause) “Drive-Ins” ever called the (longer pause) “Drive-Outs” ?
After all, you’ve gotta Drive-Out, unless you stayed, but then they would have been called the Stay-Ins – but you’re outside. So they would have been called the Stay-Outs and who would ever have watched a movie at the Stay-Outs ??? I can’t go “in” (long pause) to the (longer pause, raise eyebrows) (puzzled expression) “Stay-Outs” π
Ah, a poor man’s impression of George Carlin π
May he rest in peace <- and I'm sure he had a monologue about that one too π