You are a failure as a commander-in-chief. I have no respect for you. Check out the article in Rolling Stone. I dare you to fire me.
Mockingly,
General McChrystal
p.s. This is your chance to show everyone if you have any C. O. Jones or not. I’m guessing you don’t. If you do, then I’m glad to be away from this disaster. Win/win for me. Later, chump.