I am broke and have burned through my savings try to maintain the lease on my Benz. So in order to avoid a potentially difficult, and embarrassing, lifestyle change my colleagues and I have decided to inundate you with propaganda, both at the national level as well as grassroots. Now is the time to buy because I have realized that retraining in a time where many experience people are being laid off is just too difficult. Also, if you buy now I will not have to return the Benz and will still be able get a nice commission on a higher price home then in 6 months.
God Bless Friends,
Desperate
P.S. Piggington’s is the work of the Devil
(Of course this Jib is not aimed at Piggington’s favorite friend SDRealtor. I owe you a lot man and will gladly buy a beer if we ever meet.)
