[quote=davelj]Someone’s gonna gag. Either it’s the young nurse looking at my wrinkly old ass, or it’s me looking at my wife’s wrinkly old ass. I’ll defer the gagging to the person providing the service, thank you very much.[/quote]
Dave: There are so many straight lines (comedically speaking) in here, I don’t know where to begin.
So, I think I’ll just leave well enough alone and chortle to myself.