Dave: I’m Catholic. We’re still trying to get out of the 16th century.
Kidding aside, I grew up inside a culture that was the epitome of hypocrisy. People who were hugely judgmental and yet were drunks, drug abusers and philanderers.
My dad always cautioned that, as soon as someone started spouting off about their piety, check to make sure you still have your watch and wallet.
And don’t even get me started about the Mormon girls I knew in high school…