Aecetia: Don’t let gandalf pull your twine. He knows exactly what we’re talking about. Dude went to Columbia for God’s sake. Those Columbia and NYU types are depraved! Look at Elliot Spitzer and what he had going on.
Once you get past the granola, the Birkenstocks and the “Mother Jones” subscription, you get to the true pervert. Dubya and Karl Rove warned about us these East Coast free thinkers! I’ll bet all those trips to Canada weren’t just for the prescription meds and Molson!
