Related, but off topic, “Asian Hooker” by (80s hair metal parody band) Steel Panther:

(Warning: extreme language and misogynistic lyrics… generally offensive)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqngrRBIpkw

These are the same guys that were in the Danger Kitty Discover Card commercial from many years back:

This is probably where I get banned from Piggington for extremely poor taste…