you can have the white house. literally. i’d move the casa de presidente to a beach house in san clemente.
and your wife can be queen only if she changes her name to edith. that would in fact be the official title of queen, like cesar, but edith.
that leaves the naming of the country, which you can have. as long as you’re not a corporation. no corporate influence in my regime. rustico’s states of america? united states of rustico? rusticoland?
allan:
are you aspiring to be my secretary of monikers? so be it. and for your edification, i’m not interested in american empire, just benevolent dictatorship. whether they like it or not.
