Suzie Orman – New American Dream

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She is part of the MSM and is suggesting that you should be a slave to the system.

Oh that’s right, I almost forgot, most of us already are….

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it would be nice to be the big lebowski

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it would be nice to be the big lebowski

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it would be nice to be the big lebowski

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it would be nice to be the big lebowski

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it would be nice to be the big lebowski

[temeculaguy]

I don’t watch much of her show, mostly because of her haircut. I did catch one piece of an episode and she talked a woman who was in debt out of buying a $2,000 handbag. So she’s not perfect, but she grilled the caller, found out the woman was a financial wreck, then told her after the credit cards were paid off, then and only then should she concern herself with luxury items. Made sense to me, and that woman would never listen to, read or watch 99% of the people most piggs read. That woman would never, ever be told anything if it wasn’t for Suzie. If it’s the only way to get to some people, I guess it’s better than them watching another episode of the Kardashians.

I am serious about her haircut, normally I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I’m a “glass is completely full” guy when it comes to most women. My friends love playing the “TG will find apositive attribute” game. Fat, short, old, doesn’t matter, there’s something beautiful and sexy on most every woman on the planet. The big ones are usually busty, the short ones usually have nice backsides, and those a little older, who didn’t kinda have a thing for Mrs. Robinson. But the ultra thin ones or the Suzie Orman/Dorothy Hammil haircuts. My head usually drops and I say “Why, dear god Why?” and everyone laughs. But it’s true. When I find the the fashion magazine editor who insists on poisoning women’s minds, making them think that men like women to have the body of a 9 year old boy and the haircut to match….I am literally going to beat him within an inch of his life.

Equalizer, thank you for the props and the spirit lift which was timed perfectly. Unlike Outofmojo, I followed Bron’s advice and immediately returned to my sucky life, today being one of the worst days in recent memory. You softened the blow, so walter needs to chill out a bit on the spelling errors, since he has his moments, even more than most.

As one of the few unmarried piggs, I can tell you that Suzie and equlizer’s sentiments are true as far as bling not being “in.” 5 years ago, it was a totally different world in singleville. But din’t one of those books say that the Geek shall inherit the earth, or was that another typo?

[temeculaguy]

I don’t watch much of her show, mostly because of her haircut. I did catch one piece of an episode and she talked a woman who was in debt out of buying a $2,000 handbag. So she’s not perfect, but she grilled the caller, found out the woman was a financial wreck, then told her after the credit cards were paid off, then and only then should she concern herself with luxury items. Made sense to me, and that woman would never listen to, read or watch 99% of the people most piggs read. That woman would never, ever be told anything if it wasn’t for Suzie. If it’s the only way to get to some people, I guess it’s better than them watching another episode of the Kardashians.

I am serious about her haircut, normally I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I’m a “glass is completely full” guy when it comes to most women. My friends love playing the “TG will find apositive attribute” game. Fat, short, old, doesn’t matter, there’s something beautiful and sexy on most every woman on the planet. The big ones are usually busty, the short ones usually have nice backsides, and those a little older, who didn’t kinda have a thing for Mrs. Robinson. But the ultra thin ones or the Suzie Orman/Dorothy Hammil haircuts. My head usually drops and I say “Why, dear god Why?” and everyone laughs. But it’s true. When I find the the fashion magazine editor who insists on poisoning women’s minds, making them think that men like women to have the body of a 9 year old boy and the haircut to match….I am literally going to beat him within an inch of his life.

Equalizer, thank you for the props and the spirit lift which was timed perfectly. Unlike Outofmojo, I followed Bron’s advice and immediately returned to my sucky life, today being one of the worst days in recent memory. You softened the blow, so walter needs to chill out a bit on the spelling errors, since he has his moments, even more than most.

As one of the few unmarried piggs, I can tell you that Suzie and equlizer’s sentiments are true as far as bling not being “in.” 5 years ago, it was a totally different world in singleville. But din’t one of those books say that the Geek shall inherit the earth, or was that another typo?

[temeculaguy]

I don’t watch much of her show, mostly because of her haircut. I did catch one piece of an episode and she talked a woman who was in debt out of buying a $2,000 handbag. So she’s not perfect, but she grilled the caller, found out the woman was a financial wreck, then told her after the credit cards were paid off, then and only then should she concern herself with luxury items. Made sense to me, and that woman would never listen to, read or watch 99% of the people most piggs read. That woman would never, ever be told anything if it wasn’t for Suzie. If it’s the only way to get to some people, I guess it’s better than them watching another episode of the Kardashians.

I am serious about her haircut, normally I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I’m a “glass is completely full” guy when it comes to most women. My friends love playing the “TG will find apositive attribute” game. Fat, short, old, doesn’t matter, there’s something beautiful and sexy on most every woman on the planet. The big ones are usually busty, the short ones usually have nice backsides, and those a little older, who didn’t kinda have a thing for Mrs. Robinson. But the ultra thin ones or the Suzie Orman/Dorothy Hammil haircuts. My head usually drops and I say “Why, dear god Why?” and everyone laughs. But it’s true. When I find the the fashion magazine editor who insists on poisoning women’s minds, making them think that men like women to have the body of a 9 year old boy and the haircut to match….I am literally going to beat him within an inch of his life.

Equalizer, thank you for the props and the spirit lift which was timed perfectly. Unlike Outofmojo, I followed Bron’s advice and immediately returned to my sucky life, today being one of the worst days in recent memory. You softened the blow, so walter needs to chill out a bit on the spelling errors, since he has his moments, even more than most.

As one of the few unmarried piggs, I can tell you that Suzie and equlizer’s sentiments are true as far as bling not being “in.” 5 years ago, it was a totally different world in singleville. But din’t one of those books say that the Geek shall inherit the earth, or was that another typo?

[temeculaguy]

I don’t watch much of her show, mostly because of her haircut. I did catch one piece of an episode and she talked a woman who was in debt out of buying a $2,000 handbag. So she’s not perfect, but she grilled the caller, found out the woman was a financial wreck, then told her after the credit cards were paid off, then and only then should she concern herself with luxury items. Made sense to me, and that woman would never listen to, read or watch 99% of the people most piggs read. That woman would never, ever be told anything if it wasn’t for Suzie. If it’s the only way to get to some people, I guess it’s better than them watching another episode of the Kardashians.

I am serious about her haircut, normally I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I’m a “glass is completely full” guy when it comes to most women. My friends love playing the “TG will find apositive attribute” game. Fat, short, old, doesn’t matter, there’s something beautiful and sexy on most every woman on the planet. The big ones are usually busty, the short ones usually have nice backsides, and those a little older, who didn’t kinda have a thing for Mrs. Robinson. But the ultra thin ones or the Suzie Orman/Dorothy Hammil haircuts. My head usually drops and I say “Why, dear god Why?” and everyone laughs. But it’s true. When I find the the fashion magazine editor who insists on poisoning women’s minds, making them think that men like women to have the body of a 9 year old boy and the haircut to match….I am literally going to beat him within an inch of his life.

Equalizer, thank you for the props and the spirit lift which was timed perfectly. Unlike Outofmojo, I followed Bron’s advice and immediately returned to my sucky life, today being one of the worst days in recent memory. You softened the blow, so walter needs to chill out a bit on the spelling errors, since he has his moments, even more than most.

As one of the few unmarried piggs, I can tell you that Suzie and equlizer’s sentiments are true as far as bling not being “in.” 5 years ago, it was a totally different world in singleville. But din’t one of those books say that the Geek shall inherit the earth, or was that another typo?

[temeculaguy]

I don’t watch much of her show, mostly because of her haircut. I did catch one piece of an episode and she talked a woman who was in debt out of buying a $2,000 handbag. So she’s not perfect, but she grilled the caller, found out the woman was a financial wreck, then told her after the credit cards were paid off, then and only then should she concern herself with luxury items. Made sense to me, and that woman would never listen to, read or watch 99% of the people most piggs read. That woman would never, ever be told anything if it wasn’t for Suzie. If it’s the only way to get to some people, I guess it’s better than them watching another episode of the Kardashians.

I am serious about her haircut, normally I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I’m a “glass is completely full” guy when it comes to most women. My friends love playing the “TG will find apositive attribute” game. Fat, short, old, doesn’t matter, there’s something beautiful and sexy on most every woman on the planet. The big ones are usually busty, the short ones usually have nice backsides, and those a little older, who didn’t kinda have a thing for Mrs. Robinson. But the ultra thin ones or the Suzie Orman/Dorothy Hammil haircuts. My head usually drops and I say “Why, dear god Why?” and everyone laughs. But it’s true. When I find the the fashion magazine editor who insists on poisoning women’s minds, making them think that men like women to have the body of a 9 year old boy and the haircut to match….I am literally going to beat him within an inch of his life.

Equalizer, thank you for the props and the spirit lift which was timed perfectly. Unlike Outofmojo, I followed Bron’s advice and immediately returned to my sucky life, today being one of the worst days in recent memory. You softened the blow, so walter needs to chill out a bit on the spelling errors, since he has his moments, even more than most.

As one of the few unmarried piggs, I can tell you that Suzie and equlizer’s sentiments are true as far as bling not being “in.” 5 years ago, it was a totally different world in singleville. But din’t one of those books say that the Geek shall inherit the earth, or was that another typo?

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Best Suze Orman impression ever:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19681/saturday-night-live-suze-orman

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Best Suze Orman impression ever:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19681/saturday-night-live-suze-orman

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Best Suze Orman impression ever:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19681/saturday-night-live-suze-orman

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Best Suze Orman impression ever:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19681/saturday-night-live-suze-orman

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