sudden urge

[scaredyclassic]

financial illitaracy is one thing, and it’s bad enough, but it won’t get you killed as quickly as ZOMBIE ILLITERACY!!!!!! airborne zombies? the sheer level of zombie ignorance on this message board is so alarming that i have basically written all of you off as D.O.A. —- skydiving zombies?! THEIR BRAINS ARE NOT FUNCTIONING. they don’t skydive. they just slowly mindlessly move across the earth, spreading their evil zombie nature with t eir infected bites. they don’t skydive or plan or do anything of the sort. god!!!! just forget i even brought it up. do some research, get educated, and then we can have a real zombie discussion. or maybe my kid can sit you down and tell you what’s what. it would be laughable if it wasn’t so patheitc and downright scary how out of touch with the zombie relaity you are and you DONT EVEN KNOW IT, which is even worse…plus you probbly think t his is FUNNY and it’s NOT.

[outtamojo]

In one Left4Dead scenario, survivors get picked up by a helicopter. The pilot happens to be infected but he doesn’t know it and mid-flight, turns. The passengers have to kill the pilot and end up crashing. So YES,INFECTED CAN BE AIRBORNE, and YES,A GAME CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[outtamojo]

In one Left4Dead scenario, survivors get picked up by a helicopter. The pilot happens to be infected but he doesn’t know it and mid-flight, turns. The passengers have to kill the pilot and end up crashing. So YES,INFECTED CAN BE AIRBORNE, and YES,A GAME CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[outtamojo]

In one Left4Dead scenario, survivors get picked up by a helicopter. The pilot happens to be infected but he doesn’t know it and mid-flight, turns. The passengers have to kill the pilot and end up crashing. So YES,INFECTED CAN BE AIRBORNE, and YES,A GAME CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[outtamojo]

In one Left4Dead scenario, survivors get picked up by a helicopter. The pilot happens to be infected but he doesn’t know it and mid-flight, turns. The passengers have to kill the pilot and end up crashing. So YES,INFECTED CAN BE AIRBORNE, and YES,A GAME CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[outtamojo]

In one Left4Dead scenario, survivors get picked up by a helicopter. The pilot happens to be infected but he doesn’t know it and mid-flight, turns. The passengers have to kill the pilot and end up crashing. So YES,INFECTED CAN BE AIRBORNE, and YES,A GAME CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

[8bitnintendo]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?

[8bitnintendo]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?

[8bitnintendo]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?

[8bitnintendo]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?

[8bitnintendo]

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=8bitnintendo][quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?[/quote]

8bit: Frighteningly so. National Guard armories nationwide have had problems for decades as far as theft and pilferage of weapons and ammunition.

A tank, huh? You know, I didn’t think about armor, but that’s definitely a major game-changer. Yeah, you have to get out to take care of bodily functions, but you could use it to clear major sections of real estate around your AO. Nice.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=8bitnintendo][quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?[/quote]

8bit: Frighteningly so. National Guard armories nationwide have had problems for decades as far as theft and pilferage of weapons and ammunition.

A tank, huh? You know, I didn’t think about armor, but that’s definitely a major game-changer. Yeah, you have to get out to take care of bodily functions, but you could use it to clear major sections of real estate around your AO. Nice.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=8bitnintendo][quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?[/quote]

8bit: Frighteningly so. National Guard armories nationwide have had problems for decades as far as theft and pilferage of weapons and ammunition.

A tank, huh? You know, I didn’t think about armor, but that’s definitely a major game-changer. Yeah, you have to get out to take care of bodily functions, but you could use it to clear major sections of real estate around your AO. Nice.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=8bitnintendo][quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Dan: As you wish. If I were to devise an anti-zombie strategy, I would focus on choosing weapons for long-range, mid-range and short-range.[/quote]
Wow, it looks like I am basically set for a zombie invasion, except I don’t have a battle carbine. Good thing I live right across the street from a National Guard depot… considering somebody stole a tank from them, firearms should be pretty accessible, right?[/quote]

8bit: Frighteningly so. National Guard armories nationwide have had problems for decades as far as theft and pilferage of weapons and ammunition.

A tank, huh? You know, I didn’t think about armor, but that’s definitely a major game-changer. Yeah, you have to get out to take care of bodily functions, but you could use it to clear major sections of real estate around your AO. Nice.

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