If we find a Stanford man within our sacred walls,
We’ll take him down to Sather Gate and amputate his *****.
And if that doesn’t fix him, I’ll tell you what we’ll do:
We will stuff his *** with broken glass and seal it up with glue!
The Cardinals be damned, boys, the Cardinal be damned!
The Cardinals be damned, boys, the Cardinal be damned!
If any Stanford son-of-a-***** don’t like the Blue and Gold,
He can pucker up his rosy lips and kiss the Bear’s *******!
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