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April 17, 2009 at 11:08 AM #383655April 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM #383044
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ParticipantSorry no “100 lawyers on a bus” jokes but
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.
Not so funny is that IP law firms are feeling the pinch also which means we are in for an extended duration downturm in R&D.
April 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM #383314ParticipantSorry no “100 lawyers on a bus” jokes but
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.
Not so funny is that IP law firms are feeling the pinch also which means we are in for an extended duration downturm in R&D.
April 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM #383500ParticipantSorry no “100 lawyers on a bus” jokes but
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.
Not so funny is that IP law firms are feeling the pinch also which means we are in for an extended duration downturm in R&D.
April 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM #383549ParticipantSorry no “100 lawyers on a bus” jokes but
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.
Not so funny is that IP law firms are feeling the pinch also which means we are in for an extended duration downturm in R&D.
April 17, 2009 at 11:38 AM #383680ParticipantSorry no “100 lawyers on a bus” jokes but
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.
Not so funny is that IP law firms are feeling the pinch also which means we are in for an extended duration downturm in R&D.
April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM #383064PCinSD
GuestMy uncle (in Scotland) sent me this lawyer joke:
“LONDON LAWYER * V* GLASGOW COP”
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and had been to a top University and is certain that he has a far better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’
London Lawyer says, ‘ Tell you what, if you can show me the legal Difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says ‘ Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM #383333GuestMy uncle (in Scotland) sent me this lawyer joke:
“LONDON LAWYER * V* GLASGOW COP”
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and had been to a top University and is certain that he has a far better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’
London Lawyer says, ‘ Tell you what, if you can show me the legal Difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says ‘ Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM #383520GuestMy uncle (in Scotland) sent me this lawyer joke:
“LONDON LAWYER * V* GLASGOW COP”
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and had been to a top University and is certain that he has a far better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’
London Lawyer says, ‘ Tell you what, if you can show me the legal Difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says ‘ Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM #383569GuestMy uncle (in Scotland) sent me this lawyer joke:
“LONDON LAWYER * V* GLASGOW COP”
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and had been to a top University and is certain that he has a far better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’
London Lawyer says, ‘ Tell you what, if you can show me the legal Difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says ‘ Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM #383700GuestMy uncle (in Scotland) sent me this lawyer joke:
“LONDON LAWYER * V* GLASGOW COP”
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and had been to a top University and is certain that he has a far better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’
London Lawyer says, ‘ Tell you what, if you can show me the legal Difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says ‘ Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
April 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM #383089paramount
ParticipantYes, and if he kills him in the process doesn’t the cop get 2 months of paid vacation?
Isn’t that the going incentive for a cop to kill a civilian?
April 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM #383358ParticipantYes, and if he kills him in the process doesn’t the cop get 2 months of paid vacation?
Isn’t that the going incentive for a cop to kill a civilian?
April 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM #383545ParticipantYes, and if he kills him in the process doesn’t the cop get 2 months of paid vacation?
Isn’t that the going incentive for a cop to kill a civilian?
April 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM #383593ParticipantYes, and if he kills him in the process doesn’t the cop get 2 months of paid vacation?
Isn’t that the going incentive for a cop to kill a civilian?
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