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[AK]

Five-jump chump here!

Through some coincidence or another my jump school class was about 10% Marines … all the ones I met were pretty cool.

I’ve been reprimanded at least once due to my excessive fondness for Marine jokes. That said, I’ve always gotten along well with the USMC, though I remember a joint exercise that had to be halted temporarily because of a near-fight between our guys and a bunch of Royal Marines … guess they still haven’t forgiven us for the Revolution, much as I’m not likely to forgive their country for Hugh Grant =)

[Allan from Fallbrook]

AK: We had two Marines from Recon and two SEALs (they had just finished BUD/S and SEAL school and were getting jump qualified) in my Airborne company.

The Marines kept making barking noises at the SEALs, who would then jump the Marines. The black hat finally had enough of it and got the Marines and the SEALs together and told them if they weren’t at chow, in the rack or the latrine, then they were holding hands until this nonsense ended. That crap with the barking noises stopped right then and there.

My dad and my uncle were both Marines, and both were vets of WWII and Korea. My dad was the reason I joined the Army, which drove him nuts. He finally grudgingly admitted that an Army Ranger was “nearly” equivalent to a Marine, which I thought was decent of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him which unit in the American military was the most elite (and it ain’t the Marines!). I would say the world, but after working out with the British SAS, I’d be lying out my ass.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

AK: We had two Marines from Recon and two SEALs (they had just finished BUD/S and SEAL school and were getting jump qualified) in my Airborne company.

The Marines kept making barking noises at the SEALs, who would then jump the Marines. The black hat finally had enough of it and got the Marines and the SEALs together and told them if they weren’t at chow, in the rack or the latrine, then they were holding hands until this nonsense ended. That crap with the barking noises stopped right then and there.

My dad and my uncle were both Marines, and both were vets of WWII and Korea. My dad was the reason I joined the Army, which drove him nuts. He finally grudgingly admitted that an Army Ranger was “nearly” equivalent to a Marine, which I thought was decent of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him which unit in the American military was the most elite (and it ain’t the Marines!). I would say the world, but after working out with the British SAS, I’d be lying out my ass.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

AK: We had two Marines from Recon and two SEALs (they had just finished BUD/S and SEAL school and were getting jump qualified) in my Airborne company.

The Marines kept making barking noises at the SEALs, who would then jump the Marines. The black hat finally had enough of it and got the Marines and the SEALs together and told them if they weren’t at chow, in the rack or the latrine, then they were holding hands until this nonsense ended. That crap with the barking noises stopped right then and there.

My dad and my uncle were both Marines, and both were vets of WWII and Korea. My dad was the reason I joined the Army, which drove him nuts. He finally grudgingly admitted that an Army Ranger was “nearly” equivalent to a Marine, which I thought was decent of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him which unit in the American military was the most elite (and it ain’t the Marines!). I would say the world, but after working out with the British SAS, I’d be lying out my ass.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

AK: We had two Marines from Recon and two SEALs (they had just finished BUD/S and SEAL school and were getting jump qualified) in my Airborne company.

The Marines kept making barking noises at the SEALs, who would then jump the Marines. The black hat finally had enough of it and got the Marines and the SEALs together and told them if they weren’t at chow, in the rack or the latrine, then they were holding hands until this nonsense ended. That crap with the barking noises stopped right then and there.

My dad and my uncle were both Marines, and both were vets of WWII and Korea. My dad was the reason I joined the Army, which drove him nuts. He finally grudgingly admitted that an Army Ranger was “nearly” equivalent to a Marine, which I thought was decent of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him which unit in the American military was the most elite (and it ain’t the Marines!). I would say the world, but after working out with the British SAS, I’d be lying out my ass.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

AK: We had two Marines from Recon and two SEALs (they had just finished BUD/S and SEAL school and were getting jump qualified) in my Airborne company.

The Marines kept making barking noises at the SEALs, who would then jump the Marines. The black hat finally had enough of it and got the Marines and the SEALs together and told them if they weren’t at chow, in the rack or the latrine, then they were holding hands until this nonsense ended. That crap with the barking noises stopped right then and there.

My dad and my uncle were both Marines, and both were vets of WWII and Korea. My dad was the reason I joined the Army, which drove him nuts. He finally grudgingly admitted that an Army Ranger was “nearly” equivalent to a Marine, which I thought was decent of him. I didn’t have the heart to tell him which unit in the American military was the most elite (and it ain’t the Marines!). I would say the world, but after working out with the British SAS, I’d be lying out my ass.

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