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November 23, 2009 at 12:56 PM #486679November 23, 2009 at 1:13 PM #485834scaredyclassicParticipant
well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.
November 23, 2009 at 1:13 PM #486001scaredyclassicParticipantwell, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.
November 23, 2009 at 1:13 PM #486374scaredyclassicParticipantwell, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.
November 23, 2009 at 1:13 PM #486460scaredyclassicParticipantwell, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.
November 23, 2009 at 1:13 PM #486689scaredyclassicParticipantwell, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.
November 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM #485880NotCrankyParticipant[quote=scaredycat]well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.[/quote]
Whatever you do scaredycat, don’t trade your gold for a house.November 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM #486048NotCrankyParticipant[quote=scaredycat]well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.[/quote]
Whatever you do scaredycat, don’t trade your gold for a house.November 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM #486422NotCrankyParticipant[quote=scaredycat]well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.[/quote]
Whatever you do scaredycat, don’t trade your gold for a house.November 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM #486507NotCrankyParticipant[quote=scaredycat]well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.[/quote]
Whatever you do scaredycat, don’t trade your gold for a house.November 23, 2009 at 4:49 PM #486738NotCrankyParticipant[quote=scaredycat]well, on closer inspection and advisal, the fha payment isn’t really exactly comparable to our rental. it’s getting close, though. the inertia for me is I guess that our rental is such a damned good deal and relatively stable. if our landlord was flakier or the rental price was jacked up to the price of a purchase, i guess i’d have more fire to the feet. landlord’s probably thinking, well, at least this guy pays every month, doesn’t hassle me much. maybe the fha payment would be 800 a month higher? give or take? i don’t know how my spouse puts up with me…
ok i changed my mind since this weekend. i told her we were definitely going to buy somehting, screw it, let’s just borrow the fha limits and buy the nicest place we can find. the hell with it. I’m waiting until 2010. winter 2010. that’s my year. by that I mean, someetime between october 2010 and feb 2011. in fact, i need to stop reading this blog until then.[/quote]
Whatever you do scaredycat, don’t trade your gold for a house.November 23, 2009 at 8:39 PM #485915AdebisiParticipantWith FHA, you can get a 6% kickback from the seller, so your downpayment and closing costs would likely be covered. Since there would likely be no up-front payment, if the monthly payment is close to equivalent rent, you essentially have a free call option on any appreciation.
Hold the house for a couple of years and if it depreciates, stop paying the mortgage and wait for the government to kick you out. With any luck, there will be some defect in the mortgage and the government will never be able to kick you out and you’ll get a basically free house. Alternatively, you might be able to get the government to reduce your payments/principal. At the very least, you’ll be able to live housing-payment free while you wait to get evicted. If you do end up getting evicted, rent for a couple of years and then try again.
The problem with the system today is that shenanigans like this make economic sense even though it’s morally shitty.
November 23, 2009 at 8:39 PM #486083AdebisiParticipantWith FHA, you can get a 6% kickback from the seller, so your downpayment and closing costs would likely be covered. Since there would likely be no up-front payment, if the monthly payment is close to equivalent rent, you essentially have a free call option on any appreciation.
Hold the house for a couple of years and if it depreciates, stop paying the mortgage and wait for the government to kick you out. With any luck, there will be some defect in the mortgage and the government will never be able to kick you out and you’ll get a basically free house. Alternatively, you might be able to get the government to reduce your payments/principal. At the very least, you’ll be able to live housing-payment free while you wait to get evicted. If you do end up getting evicted, rent for a couple of years and then try again.
The problem with the system today is that shenanigans like this make economic sense even though it’s morally shitty.
November 23, 2009 at 8:39 PM #486456AdebisiParticipantWith FHA, you can get a 6% kickback from the seller, so your downpayment and closing costs would likely be covered. Since there would likely be no up-front payment, if the monthly payment is close to equivalent rent, you essentially have a free call option on any appreciation.
Hold the house for a couple of years and if it depreciates, stop paying the mortgage and wait for the government to kick you out. With any luck, there will be some defect in the mortgage and the government will never be able to kick you out and you’ll get a basically free house. Alternatively, you might be able to get the government to reduce your payments/principal. At the very least, you’ll be able to live housing-payment free while you wait to get evicted. If you do end up getting evicted, rent for a couple of years and then try again.
The problem with the system today is that shenanigans like this make economic sense even though it’s morally shitty.
November 23, 2009 at 8:39 PM #486542AdebisiParticipantWith FHA, you can get a 6% kickback from the seller, so your downpayment and closing costs would likely be covered. Since there would likely be no up-front payment, if the monthly payment is close to equivalent rent, you essentially have a free call option on any appreciation.
Hold the house for a couple of years and if it depreciates, stop paying the mortgage and wait for the government to kick you out. With any luck, there will be some defect in the mortgage and the government will never be able to kick you out and you’ll get a basically free house. Alternatively, you might be able to get the government to reduce your payments/principal. At the very least, you’ll be able to live housing-payment free while you wait to get evicted. If you do end up getting evicted, rent for a couple of years and then try again.
The problem with the system today is that shenanigans like this make economic sense even though it’s morally shitty.
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