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March 4, 2009 at 1:24 PM #360668March 4, 2009 at 2:11 PM #360088
DWCAP
Participant[quote=flu]I’m waiting for the “50 Federal Bundled Plan”:
Get 50% off the entire purchase price when you combine a loan modification, GM/Chrysler/Ford Vehicle purchase, and insurance from AIG.
[/quote]The kicker will be in the fine print though. Inorder to qualify for this plan, you must buy atleast 1000 shares in each company from the Government, which will own trillions of them by then.
Hey, they gotta get their money out and “protect the taxpayer” right?
Itll be called the toilet paper provision.
March 4, 2009 at 2:11 PM #360392DWCAP
Participant[quote=flu]I’m waiting for the “50 Federal Bundled Plan”:
Get 50% off the entire purchase price when you combine a loan modification, GM/Chrysler/Ford Vehicle purchase, and insurance from AIG.
[/quote]The kicker will be in the fine print though. Inorder to qualify for this plan, you must buy atleast 1000 shares in each company from the Government, which will own trillions of them by then.
Hey, they gotta get their money out and “protect the taxpayer” right?
Itll be called the toilet paper provision.
March 4, 2009 at 2:11 PM #360536DWCAP
Participant[quote=flu]I’m waiting for the “50 Federal Bundled Plan”:
Get 50% off the entire purchase price when you combine a loan modification, GM/Chrysler/Ford Vehicle purchase, and insurance from AIG.
[/quote]The kicker will be in the fine print though. Inorder to qualify for this plan, you must buy atleast 1000 shares in each company from the Government, which will own trillions of them by then.
Hey, they gotta get their money out and “protect the taxpayer” right?
Itll be called the toilet paper provision.
March 4, 2009 at 2:11 PM #360575DWCAP
Participant[quote=flu]I’m waiting for the “50 Federal Bundled Plan”:
Get 50% off the entire purchase price when you combine a loan modification, GM/Chrysler/Ford Vehicle purchase, and insurance from AIG.
[/quote]The kicker will be in the fine print though. Inorder to qualify for this plan, you must buy atleast 1000 shares in each company from the Government, which will own trillions of them by then.
Hey, they gotta get their money out and “protect the taxpayer” right?
Itll be called the toilet paper provision.
March 4, 2009 at 2:11 PM #360683DWCAP
Participant[quote=flu]I’m waiting for the “50 Federal Bundled Plan”:
Get 50% off the entire purchase price when you combine a loan modification, GM/Chrysler/Ford Vehicle purchase, and insurance from AIG.
[/quote]The kicker will be in the fine print though. Inorder to qualify for this plan, you must buy atleast 1000 shares in each company from the Government, which will own trillions of them by then.
Hey, they gotta get their money out and “protect the taxpayer” right?
Itll be called the toilet paper provision.
March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM #360094EJ
Participant“Making Home Affordable”
Nice title for the plan, kinda ironic. Isn’t the most obvious way to make a home more affordable is to lower the price, not artificially prop it up?I think the plan should be:
If you can’t afford your house and need to foreclose, the government will subsidize the security deposit for your rental. This way the home is marked down to market price when it is resold and no one is out on the street. 😉March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM #360397EJ
Participant“Making Home Affordable”
Nice title for the plan, kinda ironic. Isn’t the most obvious way to make a home more affordable is to lower the price, not artificially prop it up?I think the plan should be:
If you can’t afford your house and need to foreclose, the government will subsidize the security deposit for your rental. This way the home is marked down to market price when it is resold and no one is out on the street. 😉March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM #360541EJ
Participant“Making Home Affordable”
Nice title for the plan, kinda ironic. Isn’t the most obvious way to make a home more affordable is to lower the price, not artificially prop it up?I think the plan should be:
If you can’t afford your house and need to foreclose, the government will subsidize the security deposit for your rental. This way the home is marked down to market price when it is resold and no one is out on the street. 😉March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM #360580EJ
Participant“Making Home Affordable”
Nice title for the plan, kinda ironic. Isn’t the most obvious way to make a home more affordable is to lower the price, not artificially prop it up?I think the plan should be:
If you can’t afford your house and need to foreclose, the government will subsidize the security deposit for your rental. This way the home is marked down to market price when it is resold and no one is out on the street. 😉March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM #360688EJ
Participant“Making Home Affordable”
Nice title for the plan, kinda ironic. Isn’t the most obvious way to make a home more affordable is to lower the price, not artificially prop it up?I think the plan should be:
If you can’t afford your house and need to foreclose, the government will subsidize the security deposit for your rental. This way the home is marked down to market price when it is resold and no one is out on the street. 😉March 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM #360098macromaniac
ParticipantEJ,
Now that makes too much sense…come on we have to complicate this as much as possible and give these crooks in our government a reason to get paid what they get paid…
March 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM #360402macromaniac
ParticipantEJ,
Now that makes too much sense…come on we have to complicate this as much as possible and give these crooks in our government a reason to get paid what they get paid…
March 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM #360546macromaniac
ParticipantEJ,
Now that makes too much sense…come on we have to complicate this as much as possible and give these crooks in our government a reason to get paid what they get paid…
March 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM #360585macromaniac
ParticipantEJ,
Now that makes too much sense…come on we have to complicate this as much as possible and give these crooks in our government a reason to get paid what they get paid…
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