a mouse comes in and scares Marion out of her bathing suit… ( revealing her self analysis to be scarily and egregiously positively skewed)
Temecula guy, posing as her landlord comes in, clobbers the mouse with one swipe of an empty sub $10 bottle of napa Cab and wipes her ass gallantly…
she hits him over the head with her handy ten foot pole, screaming ” I’ll emasculate you, you Real-Estate-bear. damn no goodnik!” and storms off screen muttering and crying about how many trolls
she’ll have to kiss before she finds her One True Love…