We salute you freshly minted Realtor. Twenty years ago you would have been an Amway salesperson, annoyingly hawking your expensive wares to friends and family. Back then your friends and family may have paid too much for their dish soap but now you have burdened them with thirty years of debt slavery.
We salute you house flipping reality television show producer. The worst Mark Burnett did was give somebody the idea to strand themselves on a desert island and come home sunburned and hungry. But you have talked thousands into leaving their productive jobs to take on a business they know nothing about at exactly the worst time to take on such folly. Your cleverly edited 30 minute show makes driving around in a Hummer, hitting walls with sledge hammers, and installing granite counter tops look like nothing but a real swell time.
We salute you Mr. Mortgage Broker. You singlehandedly upped the ante’ for everyone in RSF. No longer can one tool about in a CL600 coupe and be identified as the well heeled surgeon, famous lawyer, or minor celebrity, no – now one must move up to the Bentley, Rolls, or exotic so as not to be mistaken for a dealer in credit products.